WARNING…

Dad jokes coming up…

5 ants + 5 ants = tenants.

Friend of Cleopatra – Anthony.

Largest ant in the world – Elephant

A 100 year old ant – antique

Bringing an ant from another country into your country = important.

Ant at school – Brilliant.

Ant looking for a job- Applicant.

Ant breakfast –  Croissant.

Ant in a court case- defendant

Spy ant – Informant.

Ants when they make a noise- discordant

Small ant- infant.

Ants when they protest – militant

Ants when they are fat – abundant

Ants  when they sing – significant.

Ants when they relocate – immigrant

Where ants go out to eat- restaurant

Ants in the military – lieutenant

Ants  when they work in finance – accountant

Ants when they perform surgery – transplant

Who is in charge of all the ants – commandant.

Ants when they are a specialist Doctor – Consultant

Worker ant – servant

Ants when aloof – arrogant.

Ant finally…see what I did there?

When ants run away together- antelope

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