Dad jokes coming up…
5 ants + 5 ants = tenants.
Friend of Cleopatra – Anthony.
Largest ant in the world – Elephant
A 100 year old ant – antique
Bringing an ant from another country into your country = important.
Ant at school – Brilliant.
Ant looking for a job- Applicant.
Ant breakfast – Croissant.
Ant in a court case- defendant
Spy ant – Informant.
Ants when they make a noise- discordant
Small ant- infant.
Ants when they protest – militant
Ants when they are fat – abundant
Ants when they sing – significant.
Ants when they relocate – immigrant
Where ants go out to eat- restaurant
Ants in the military – lieutenant
Ants when they work in finance – accountant
Ants when they perform surgery – transplant
Who is in charge of all the ants – commandant.
Ants when they are a specialist Doctor – Consultant
Worker ant – servant
Ants when aloof – arrogant.
Ant finally…see what I did there?
When ants run away together- antelope
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